jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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