On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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