hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize