we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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