they need to just BURY HIM!
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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