Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
You're like the curious george of whores
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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