Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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