It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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