My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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