I don't usually arrange sex via text message
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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