I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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