your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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