Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Damn victory sex feels great
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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