I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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