piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I think your dad took our porno
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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