Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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