I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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