how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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