The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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