My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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