Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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