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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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