the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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