I think I died a long time ago.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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