new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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