Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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