Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
where does the pee come out of this thing
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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