You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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