I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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