Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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