I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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