I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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