I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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