And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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