The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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