More tranny stories later!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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