So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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