Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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