Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
