Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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