Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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