i barfeds in our rink
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
