oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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