Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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