Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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