I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Still dying that you shit outside
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just had sex on a roof
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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