I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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