I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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