I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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