That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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