i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
