You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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