Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i out mim tonsoeep
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