Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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