Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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