That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
the liver wants what the liver wants
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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