Christians are straight up FREAKS
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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